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- "If you are obsessive-compulsive, please check the URL repeatedly.
- "If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to check the URL for you.
- "If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on-line until we can trace your computer."
- "If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you the correct URL.
- "If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what URL you pick.
No one cares, and no one will give you the correct file."